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Greeting Cards

white greeting card with red text which reads "you are a fierce lady-dragon who breathes fire upon trolls, hater, and mansplainers"

You Are a Fierce Lady-Dragon Greeting Card
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Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustrated wreath of navy flowers surround red/pink text that reads, "I like your butt."

I Like Your Butt Greeting Card
Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card

Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card
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white greeting card with red hand lettering that reads "you are like some sort of mythical godess creature"

Mythical Goddess Creature Greeting Card
greeting card with pink leaf pattern and red text which reads "you are my happy place"

You Are My Happy Place Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring all over pink and red buds surrounded a text blurb that reads "I'm into you. Sexually."

I'm Into You Sexually Greeting Card
greeting card with a red and yellow star patter surrounded hand-letterinf that reads "still smitten"

Still Smitten Greeting Card
My Weirdo Greeting Card

My Weirdo Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Ven diagram with "freak" on one side, "genius" on the other, and "you" in the middle.

Freak + Genius = You Ven Diagram Greeting Card
A greeting card with kraft envelope featuring an adorably smiley pig with an emphasized butt and a web has created the text, "dat ass." greeting card, cards, stationery, butts, butt, charlotte's web

Dat Ass Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Handwritten text in orange reads, "I'm so damn lucky." Tiny pink hear below it.

I'm So Damn Lucky Greeting Card
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Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Purple hand written text reads, "The shingleback skink mates for life, too. Happy Anniversary!" Illustration below of disgruntled shingleback skink.

Happy Anniversary Shingleback Skink Greeting Card
white greeting card with a yellow floral border and hand-lettering that reads "thou hast a slammin bod"

Thou Hast a Slammin' Bod Greeting Card
white greeting card with an illustrated ant-eater on rollerskates beneath hand-lettering that reads "stay awesome"

Stay Awesome Anteater Greeting Card
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Biggest Mug of Hot Chocolate Greeting Card
white greeting card featuring a blue and red illustration of a flower bouquet beneath navy hand-lettering that reads "of all the voices in my head, you're my favorite"

Of All the Voices in My Head, You're My Favorite Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring hand letter text in red that reads "I can't believe you freaks found each other" with a pink heart below.

I Can't Believe You Two Freaks Found Each Other Greeting Card
You've Got the Sweetest Can on the Street Raccoon Greeting Card

You've Got the Sweetest Can on the Street Raccoon Greeting Card