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Greeting Cards

Greeting card and kraft envelope. Hand-written text at top reads, "I hope you come across some cute dogs on your birthday." Illustration below of a group of dogs of various breeds and sizes. Colors are red and orange.

I Hope You Come Across Some Cute Dogs on Your Birthday Greeting Card
white greeting card with red text which reads "you are a fierce lady-dragon who breathes fire upon trolls, hater, and mansplainers"

You Are a Fierce Lady-Dragon Greeting Card
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Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustrated wreath of navy flowers surround red/pink text that reads, "I like your butt."

I Like Your Butt Greeting Card
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Breakdancing Birthday Raccoon Greeting Card
greeting card with a pink and teal illustration of George Washington wearing sunglasses in frame. Text below reads, "you're old. but like, cool old"

You're Old. But Like, Cool Old Greeting Card
Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card

Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustration of armadillo wearing a jet pack, surrounded by stars. Text below reads, "fuck yeah."

Fuck Yeah Armadillo Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. "happy birthday" hand written in red, cheerful script, centered. Surrounded by a whimsical frame of strawberry plants; green and red.

Happy Birthday Strawberries Greeting Card
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white greeting card with red hand lettering that reads "you are like some sort of mythical godess creature"

Mythical Goddess Creature Greeting Card
Tis the Season Cat & Tree Greeting Card

Tis the Season Cat & Tree Greeting Card
Horizontal greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustration of four pirates sitting next to each other, with thought bubbles that read, "Plunder." "Wenches." "Grog." "Kittens." Text below reads, "May all your birthday dreams come true"

Pirate Birthday Greeting Card
Three tangled teal snakes with birthday hats, surrounding handwritten text that reads "Birthday Snakes!"

Birthday Snakes! Greeting Card
greeting card with pink leaf pattern and red text which reads "you are my happy place"

You Are My Happy Place Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Teal, hand-written text that reads, "Time is an abstract construct of human perception. Happy birthday...I guess."

Time is an Abstract Construct - Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
Long Live the Queen Mother's Day Greeting Card

Long Live the Queen Mother's Day Greeting Card
Love You Dad Constellation Bear Greeting Card

Love You Dad Constellation Bear Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Hand-written block letter text in gold foil reads, "I love antiques! Happy birthday you old treasure." Illustration in sepia tones below it of assorted antiques with a birthday cake.

I Love Antiques! Happy Birthday Old Treasure Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring all over pink and red buds surrounded a text blurb that reads "I'm into you. Sexually."

I'm Into You Sexually Greeting Card