Billy the Parrot Greeting Card
"This is Billy.
I trained him for 6 months to deliver this letter with the utmost care and professionalism.
If he didn't hand you the letter himself, please let me know.
Your neighborhood cat probably got him and that would be a damn shame."
-A2 sized greeting card with corresponding kraft paper envelope
-Printed on 100% post consumer waste, 100lb white paper
-Sealed plastic sleeve
-Letterpress printed in Providence, Rhode Island