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Birthday Cards

greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Hand-written text in blue reads, "Holy cow! It's your birthday?!" above illustration of cow in party hat with noise maker.

Holy Cow! It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
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Die-cut shield-shape greeting card and envelope. Card reads "go shawty it's your birthday" in ornate, hand written, blue type. Surrounded by an ornate border in shades of blue.

Go Shawty It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
Blue, handwritten text centered at the top of the card that says "another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun." A hand-drawn illustration of dentures in a glass of water below it.

Another Year Closer To Dentures Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Reads, "Happy birthday, sorry it took so long." Illustration of snail riding a sloth (who is eating cake) riding a tortoise all in festive birthday hats. Drawing in shades of teal.

Happy Birthday! (Sorry It Took So Long) Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustration of rat on top of garbage pile happily saying "have a lovely birthday" in hand-written delicate font surrounded by swirls. Drawn in shades of blue.

Have a Lovely Birthday Mouse Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Hand-written text in fancy, script font that reads, "I got you this nice card because one day I'll need to borrow money." Surrounded by navy and pink flowers and leaves.

I Got You This Nice Card... Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft envelope. Reads "happy birthday" in hand-written, serif font, surrounded by illustrated fish of various sizes and shapes. Shades of blue.

Happy Birthday Fish Greeting Card
"happy birthday" handwritten in blueish-purple capital letters, surrounded by festive abstract pink background, yellow dots, blue dots, and pink swirls

Colorful Classics Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Pizza and Ice Cream Party Greeting Card

Pizza and Ice Cream Party Greeting Card
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Birthday Fart Greeting Card
Lost Youth Greeting Card

Lost Youth Greeting Card
greeting card with an illustrated bunny wearing glasses, overall, and braces which reads "maybe you'll grow out of that awkward phase next year..."

You'll Grow Out of That Awkward Phase...Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring a tail-less donkey with 5 tails nearby ready to be pinned. He's a little nervous and the text reads, "may all of your tails land squarely on the donkey's ass. Happy birthday." stationery, greeting card, cards, birthday card, donkey, funny

Donkey's Ass Birthday Greeting Card