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Blue, handwritten text centered at the top of the card that says "another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun." A hand-drawn illustration of dentures in a glass of water below it.
Blue, handwritten text centered at the top of the card that says "another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun." A hand-drawn illustration of dentures in a glass of water below it.

Another Year Closer To Dentures Greeting Card

I'm kind of looking forward to it, tbh.

"Another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun."

  • Printed in Providence, RI
  • A2 100# 100% recycled white paper
  • A2 sized kraft paper envelope
  • Blank inside (with a fancy sticker saying so)
  • Sealed plastic sleeve