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greeting card which reads "you'll be back on your bullshit in no time" featuring an illustration of a person in a body cast giving a thumbs-up

You'll Be Back On Your Bullshit In No Time Greeting Card
Text in gold foil in handwritten cursive lettering, "Best wishes, you lovebirds." Pair of lovebirds snuggling with gold heart above them, surrounded by lush, tropical greens.

Best Wishes, You Lovebirds Greeting Card
white greeting card which reads "you're going to be great parents! can you adopt me next?" in red with a circle of yellow stars

You're Going To Be Great Parents! Can You Adopt Me Next? Greeting Card
Greeting card that says "childbirth is beautiful and tough and nothing short of miraculous. Just like you, mama." Centered on the page in purple, hand written, capital letters.

Childbirth is Beautiful, Just Like You Mama Greeting Card
Dog Breath Sticker

Dog Breath Sticker
Shop Small Sticker

Shop Small Sticker
blue greeting card with a white cloud pattern featuring the silhouette of a cat. gold foil stamped lettering reads "i am so sorry you lost your friend"

Sorry You Lost Your Friend (Cat) Greeting Card
greeting card with gold foil stamping that reads "wishing you a speedy recovery" featuring an illustrated flower and bandaid

Wishing You a Speedy Recovery Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft envelope. Text reads, "Seems like only yesterday you were pooping your pants and eating the tops off markers. You've come so far. Happy graduation." In blue, handwritten text. Illustration of marker with the top nibbled off.

Grad, You've Come So Far Markers Greeting Card
Hot Mess Trophy

Hot Mess Trophy
Greeting card with kraft envelope that reads, "tiny shoes. tiny. freaking. shoes! congrats on your new baby!" Letters are in gold foil. Illustration of tiny converse-like baby shoes in peach with light radiating from them.

Tiny Freaking Shoes! Greeting Card
Tubular Bandana - Knock It Off

Tubular Bandana - Knock It Off
Tubular Bandana - Shut It Down

Tubular Bandana - Shut It Down
Tubular Bandana - Floral Skulls

Tubular Bandana - Floral Skulls
Tubular Bandana - Navy Paisley

Tubular Bandana - Navy Paisley
Tubular Bandana - Just Be Nice

Tubular Bandana - Just Be Nice
Tubular Bandana - Orange Flowers

Tubular Bandana - Orange Flowers
Tubular Bandana - Grey Marble

Tubular Bandana - Grey Marble