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Greeting Cards

greeing card with blue floral border and a ribbon in the center which reads "you two are so cute I want to barf"

You Two are So Cute I Want to Barf Greeting Card
greeting card with a teal floral pattern which reads "you were born and the world is a better place"

You Were Born and the World is a Better Place Greeting Card
greeting card which reads "you'll be back on your bullshit in no time" featuring an illustration of a person in a body cast giving a thumbs-up

You'll Be Back On Your Bullshit In No Time Greeting Card
greeting card with an illustrated bunny wearing glasses, overall, and braces which reads "maybe you'll grow out of that awkward phase next year..."

You'll Grow Out of That Awkward Phase...Greeting Card
white greeting card featuring an illustrated falling cat which reads "you'll land on your feet"

You'll Land on Your Feet Cat Greeting Card
You're a Weirdo...but You're MY Weirdo Greeting Card

You're a Weirdo...but You're MY Weirdo Greeting Card
white greeting card which reads "you're going to be great parents! can you adopt me next?" in red with a circle of yellow stars

You're Going To Be Great Parents! Can You Adopt Me Next? Greeting Card
white greeting card with red text which reads "you're more than a teacher - you're a hero"

You're More Than a Teacher - You're a Hero Greeting Card
greeting card with a pink and teal illustration of George Washington wearing sunglasses in frame. Text below reads, "you're old. but like, cool old"

You're Old. But Like, Cool Old Greeting Card
greeting card with a flower patter which reads "you're the best mom I've ever had"

You're the Best Mom I've Ever Had Greeting Card
greeting card with yellow flowers which reads "you've been on my mind"

You've Been on My Mind Greeting Card
greeting card showing a raccoon rummaging in a trash can which reads "you've got the sweetest can on the street"

You've Got the Sweetest Can on the Street Raccoon Greeting Card