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Greeting Cards

Die-cut, shield shaped greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Handwritten type in navy reads, "Still a spring chicken." Surrounded by navy and purple flowers and leaves.

Still A Spring Chicken Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Reads, "Happy birthday, sorry it took so long." Illustration of snail riding a sloth (who is eating cake) riding a tortoise all in festive birthday hats. Drawing in shades of teal.

Happy Birthday! (Sorry It Took So Long) Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustration of rat on top of garbage pile happily saying "have a lovely birthday" in hand-written delicate font surrounded by swirls. Drawn in shades of blue.

Have a Lovely Birthday Mouse Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Text reads "happy birthday fart face" in ornate, script, hand-drawn, mint colored letters.

Happy Birthday Fart-Face Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Text reads "enjoy your special day." Illustration in blue and grey of happy cat rolling on it's back in a sunbeam.

Enjoy Your Special Day Cat Greeting Card
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Die-cut shield-shape greeting card and envelope. Card reads "go shawty it's your birthday" in ornate, hand written, blue type. Surrounded by an ornate border in shades of blue.

Go Shawty It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
Blue, handwritten text centered at the top of the card that says "another year closer to becoming that old person who pops out their dentures to scare children for fun." A hand-drawn illustration of dentures in a glass of water below it.

Another Year Closer To Dentures Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft envelope. Reads "happy birthday" in hand-written, serif font, surrounded by illustrated fish of various sizes and shapes. Shades of blue.

Happy Birthday Fish Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Hand-written text in fancy, script font that reads, "I got you this nice card because one day I'll need to borrow money." Surrounded by navy and pink flowers and leaves.

I Got You This Nice Card... Greeting Card
"happy birthday" handwritten in blueish-purple capital letters, surrounded by festive abstract pink background, yellow dots, blue dots, and pink swirls

Colorful Classics Happy Birthday Greeting Card
Birthday Wombat Greeting Card

Birthday Wombat Greeting Card
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Birthday Fart Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring a tail-less donkey with 5 tails nearby ready to be pinned. He's a little nervous and the text reads, "may all of your tails land squarely on the donkey's ass. Happy birthday." stationery, greeting card, cards, birthday card, donkey, funny

Donkey's Ass Birthday Greeting Card
Lost Youth Greeting Card

Lost Youth Greeting Card
greeting card with an illustrated bunny wearing glasses, overall, and braces which reads "maybe you'll grow out of that awkward phase next year..."

You'll Grow Out of That Awkward Phase...Greeting Card
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white greeting card with red text which reads "you're more than a teacher - you're a hero"

You're More Than a Teacher - You're a Hero Greeting Card
Literally the Happiest Birthday Quokka Greeting Card

Literally the Happiest Birthday Quokka Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Queen Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Queen Greeting Card