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Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustration of pink, lacey doily. At the center the handwritten text reads, "Here's your damn Valentine's Day card."

Here's Your Damn Valentine's Day Card Greeting Card
Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card
Death of Me Greeting Card

Death of Me Greeting Card
I'll Take You to Flavortown Greeting Card

I'll Take You to Flavortown Greeting Card
A greeting card with kraft envelope featuring an adorably smiley pig with an emphasized butt and a web has created the text, "dat ass." greeting card, cards, stationery, butts, butt, charlotte's web

Dat Ass Greeting Card
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Scotland Sheep Farmers Greeting Card

Scotland Sheep Farmers Greeting Card
Sentimental Garbage Greeting Card

Sentimental Garbage Greeting Card
Found You Gnome Greeting Card

Found You Gnome Greeting Card
white greeting card with red text which reads "you are a fierce lady-dragon who breathes fire upon trolls, hater, and mansplainers"

You Are a Fierce Lady-Dragon Greeting Card
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Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Illustrated wreath of navy flowers surround red/pink text that reads, "I like your butt."

I Like Your Butt Greeting Card
Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card

Why Haven't They Invented Teleportation Yet? Greeting Card
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white greeting card with red hand lettering that reads "you are like some sort of mythical godess creature"

Mythical Goddess Creature Greeting Card
My Weirdo Greeting Card

My Weirdo Greeting Card
greeting card with pink leaf pattern and red text which reads "you are my happy place"

You Are My Happy Place Greeting Card
Greeting card with kraft paper envelope. Ven diagram with "freak" on one side, "genius" on the other, and "you" in the middle.

Freak + Genius = You Ven Diagram Greeting Card
greeting card with a red and yellow star patter surrounded hand-letterinf that reads "still smitten"

Still Smitten Greeting Card
Greeting card and kraft paper envelope. Handwritten text in orange reads, "I'm so damn lucky." Tiny pink hear below it.

I'm So Damn Lucky Greeting Card
A greeting card and envelope featuring all over pink and red buds surrounded a text blurb that reads "I'm into you. Sexually."

I'm Into You Sexually Greeting Card